THE HOW-TO-O-MATIC

BY JENNIFER DANIEL AND EVAN APPLEGATE

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TASK

Nail That Interview

SITUATION

On a Helicopter

Speak with confidence and VERY LOUDLY

In the Nude

Keep eye contact

In an Elevator

Push all the buttons to gain extra time

Shipwrecked

Emphasize fishing skills

Intoxicated

Stay two drinks behind

TASK

Close A Deal

SITUATION

On a Helicopter

Talk endlessly about your helicopter

In the Nude

Keep eye contact

In an Elevator

Don’t be a child and push all the buttons

Shipwrecked

Explain how your services would have prevented this

Intoxicated

Expense, expense, expense

TASK

Inspire Your Team

SITUATION

On a Helicopter

Bump fists with the intern and jump out the door

In the Nude

Keep eye contact

In an Elevator

Start impromptu slamdance

Shipwrecked

Stay positive and blame upper management

Intoxicated

Delegate, delegate, delegate

TASK

Give a Toast

SITUATION

On a Helicopter

Fill the flutes halfway

In the Nude

Keep eye contact

In an Elevator

“I’d like to raise a glass ...”

Shipwrecked

“Listen, we all could be dead ...”

Intoxicated

Let ’er rip

TASK

Market to Children

SITUATION

On a Helicopter

“You kids remember Jurassic Park?”

In the Nude

ABORT ABORT ABORT

In an Elevator

Bring a chaperone

Shipwrecked

Hand puppets

Intoxicated

Share cocktail umbrellas

TASK

Capitalize On a Crisis

SITUATION

On a Helicopter

Impress others with knowledge of the word “auto-rotate”

In the Nude

Keep eye contact

In an Elevator

Sure, you can’t get out, but now you can organize your wallet

Shipwrecked

You’ve always wanted to take an island vacation ...

Intoxicated

“The cuffs hurt, yes, but hey! Free ride!”

TASK

Stay Fit

SITUATION

On a Helicopter

Do pull-ups on the skids

In the Nude

Don’t forget olive oil rubdown

In an Elevator

Jump squats

Shipwrecked

Finally start raw food diet

Intoxicated

Bring a bucket

TASK

Handle Stress

SITUATION

On a Helicopter

Don’t panic while you think about the word “auto-rotate”

In the Nude

Keep eye contact

In an Elevator

Hum Star Wars theme

Shipwrecked

Try to remember how Robinson Crusoe ended

Intoxicated

Pat self down for keys

TASK

Kill a Man

SITUATION

On a Helicopter

Tip from a junta colonel: “Duct tape, firm shove”

In the Nude

Use surprise to your advantage

In an Elevator

Note: “Close door” button won’t crush anyone

Shipwrecked

“Looks edible to me, go for it”

Intoxicated

Use pearl-handled derringer

TASK

Throw An Event

SITUATION

On a Helicopter

Are you spending too much on this one?

In the Nude

Bow tie!

In an Elevator

Can you increase the budget for this?

Shipwrecked

Beware: Beach party may devolve into primal violence

Intoxicated

It’s already started

TASK

Play Golf

SITUATION

On a Helicopter

Really?!

In the Nude

Keep saying, “Isn’t this wonderful?”

In an Elevator

Stick with putter

Shipwrecked

Watch for smoke monster

Intoxicated

Mutter “a Cinderella story. Outta nowhere”

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