Business Book Haiku
The week’s releases boiled down to five, seven, five
Bad students do well
Because they’re more creative?
This book gets an F.
Here’s the main reason
Why publishing is dying:
Another “brand” book.
The world is broken;
This guy knows how to fix it.
Do you hear that, God?
Kosher food is safe —
Definitely no horse meat!
Or delicious pig.